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🎄🔥 CHRISTMAS PIGLETS — FOR DINNER, NOT DECORATION - $50
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Price: Depends on size, attitude, and how well they behaved this year
Looking to take your Christmas dinner from “pretty good” to “Grandma-is-still-talking-about-it-in-February” level?
I’ve got farm-raised piglets ready for those planning a traditional holiday meal.
These little fellas have been:
🍎 Fed well
🌾 Raised clean
🎵 Serenaded with Christmas music (for flavor? Who knows.)
💪 Built like they’ve been training for the holiday table
Perfect for:
✔ Holiday roasts
✔ Family feasts
✔ That one uncle who says “we used to do REAL Christmas dinners back in my day”
✔ Anyone wanting old-fashioned, farm-fresh meat without grocery-store drama
NOT recommended for:
❌ People who secretly want a pet
❌ Anyone who gets attached after 5 minutes
❌ Folks who can’t pick between “aww cute” and “aww dinner”
All animals are healthy, well-cared-for, and sold as standard livestock—what you do afterward is up to your family traditions and your chef.
Pickup available before Christmas—because Santa can’t carry these guys on the sleigh.
Send a message if you want to make this year’s dinner unforgettable (in a delicious way).
$50
Must pick up